I have completely mixed feelings on the new Fall Out Boy song and hate myself for it.

Title: Destructive is the Way We Want to Be

Pairing: Ashlee/Pete, Ashlee/Patrick

Rating: PG-13

Warning: Infidelity, Implied…fun.

Author: xmexandxyoux (me!)

Credit: I stole the WhamBam from CSI:NY (Wentzlee episode). Title from Empires.

Disclaimer: As much as I am pro-Stumplee, this never happened. (Duh).

Summary: He kissed her back, because here was a ( Read more... )

PATRICK.
PATRICK. ON A BOAT.
PATRICK. WITH A BIRD.
PATRICK. PETTING A BIRD.
PATRICK. HIS BEST FRIEND IS A BIRD.
PATRICK. COOKING.
PATRICK. BEING CUTE AND STUFF.
PATRICK. AT A PIANO BEING SOULFUL.
PATRICK. HELPING FALL OUT BOY AWWWWW.
PATRICK. RESCUING FANS.
PATRICK. HUGGING JOSEPH,

THAT IS ALL.

best friends are awesome :)
especially when they give you sneeeeky hugs when you aren't expecting it.
and forgive you when you are bizatchy.

also I think I saw Alfred E. Smith on the street.
He was wearing big sunglasses and I was in a car so idek.

FALL OUT BOY ON SOUNDSTAGE.
IT WAS SO EPIC AND AWESOME I HAVE TO USE CAPS.
PATRICK STUMP, YOU ARE ( Read more... )

Title: This Emergency Brought You to Me

Pairing: Patrick/Ashlee, Ashlee/Joe

Rating: PG-13

Warning: Car crash, inebriation, swear words and unbearable cuteness.

Author: Me! (xmexandxyoux)

A/N: It took me a long time to get the guts to post this. I think it’s just mostly the "Patrick-paramedic-wtf" factor. But I hope you guys enjoy it and it doesn’t fail.

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In no particular order...

1. I never thought I'd say this, but Patrick looks damn fiiiine, stupid giant glasses and no sideburns and all.
2. What is this, 2004? Dance Dance? Really guys?
3.(when they were doing the shots from behind): Ooh, ass!shot.. Don't mind if I do...
4. Joe actually looks pretty good with short hair. He needs to find a balance ( Read more... )

Title: When You Go, I Will Forget Everything About You

Pairing: Pretty gen

Rating: PG for swearing

Author: (xmexandxyoux)

A/N: Thank you to my muse.

Title by Fall Out Boy.

Credit to "Sydney White".

Disclaimer: I do not own them. This never happened to my knowledge.

Summary: But to Joe, she was gorgeous. And not just because the only girl he’d ever kissed ( Read more... )

Random thoughts I've been meaning to post.

* Hayley Williams got a septum piercing on Warped Tour. Which leads me to wonder, who in their right mind would get a septum piercing?

*I need to listen to Papa Roach, Phantom Planet, and Black Gold some more.

*At first I hated that imfamous Fall Out Boy Blender article, but seeing it in print made me realize ( Read more... )

Chart Attack Best Album 2008 Poll

I love how Folie a Deux has 32% and Pretty. Odd. has a lot as well, and EVERYONE ELSE has under five % and there's like, fifty other albums.
:D

In case you were concerned about me quite possibly not being obsessed enough, I bring you Exhibit A.
I went to Borders on Sunday and found this Fall Out Boy biography.
I TOOK NOTES.
No joke.
Just random things I didn't know.
Chances are, if I  didn't know them, you didn't.
So read on.
And maybe one day you can become more obsessed than I am.
If that's ( Read more... )